Thursday, February 18, 2010

Former Ford Executive Getting Fat . . .

18 February 2010:

I got on his Facebook yesterday and discovered he couldn't fit into a Tux anymore. Well, it happens to the best of us, My Friend. No sense in complaining to me, Jim, or to any of your Vietnam Vet friends (if you have any,) or any of the Jarheads you served with. This is a public announcement: Jim Wallace is getting old and fat. That's what happens when you retire from the Ford Company and sit around and spend all your time calling the few friends you have and waste their time spinning war stories. But I still love you, no matter what. In my book you're a real piece of work. (now head for the mirror and take a good look at yourself.) - from "The Doctor."

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